I like birthday sex. :)

Present-wise, I got £298 (no, really). I don't know what I'm gonna get. I could buy like 2 grams of pot. I won't though, but I will get a chemical-apparatus-looking bong; I think they look cool.
Also, I got:
An acoustic guitar (an Ibanez *nods*--fear me).
Kylie Minogue - Kylie.
The Village People's Greatest Hits.
Handel's Messiah.
The Complete Father Ted DVD boxset.
South Park Seasons 2 and 3 DVD boxsets.
Frasier Season 4 DVD boxset.
M*A*S*H Season 8 DVD boxset.
Mozart's Letters, Mozart's Life (book).
The Pig That Wants To Be Eaten & 99 Other Thought Experiments (book).

I'm getting my tattoo on Thursday. :D

That is all.